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LEVEL 6!…and America settles for Bronze.

Friday, March 25th, 2011
And Japan with Fukushima screams past the USA and 3 Mile Island to nab Silver!

And Japan with Fukushima screams past the USA and Three Mile Island to nab Silver!

Lookout Russkies, you’re next!  We’re coming up fast, we’re right behind and you can hear our footsteps!

Poor America, yet again by Japan outshined!…VCRs, cars, animated porn and now nuclear disasters.

For 35 years all wound up about your pussified barely-Level-5  Three Mile (4.83-Kilometer) Island mishap.  Hah!  Our reactors crap bigger than that!

Asahi Shimbun, morning edition, Friday, March 25, 2011.

Asahi Shimbun, morning edition, Friday, March 25, 2011.

Huff our caesium dust, chumps!!!

(Actually, maybe I don’t want to win this particular event.)

(This really is going from worse to worser…)

(Gulp.)


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” — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18 bro!”

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011
gion matsuri, loser guy with two hot Japanese chicks hotter than Charlie Sheen goddesses.

gion matsuri, loser guy with two hot Japanese chicks hotter than Charlie Sheen goddesses.

Working to structure a class on vibrant English usage, with a Discourse Analysis bent, based on the recent quality rantings of the manic nut Charlie Sheen.

These latest interviews cement the case that reality TV is actually MUCH better than scripted twaddle, like 2.5 Men.   I’ll tune in like an automaton to watch more of this guy. And for sure I’d watch them co-host the Oscars, the yin + yang bi-winners that are The Sheen!

[...all I got to add is that first year JETs here get better looking chicks than his 'goddesses', though.   (See you on the train someday Charlie???)  and keep the good stuff coming!]

P.S.  In the picture, that’s supposed to be the deadmau5 Coachella head, not Mickey Mouse, FWIW.


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