And Japan with Fukushima screams past the USA and Three Mile Island to nab Silver!
Lookout Russkies, you’re next! We’re coming up fast, we’re right behind and you can hear our footsteps!
Poor America, yet again by Japan outshined!…VCRs, cars, animated porn and now nuclear disasters.
For 35 years all wound up about your pussified barely-Level-5 Three Mile (4.83-Kilometer) Island mishap. Hah! Our reactors crap bigger than that!
Asahi Shimbun, morning edition, Friday, March 25, 2011.
Huff our caesium dust, chumps!!!
(Actually, maybe I don’t want to win this particular event.)
(This really is going from worse to worser…)
(Gulp.)
